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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Void Armor Forged: 24 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY