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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY