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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 8725 Love Letters Sent: 17
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY