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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Gods Slained: 2
Emeralds Found: 8244 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY