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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 New Chunks Explored: 858823

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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