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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY