Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Void Gems Collected: 27 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 6231 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY