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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY