ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4540	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	756
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	4766	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!