ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PeyyMC

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A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4701	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	6765
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3673
Zombie Dances:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3028
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!