ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8578
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Buildings Constructed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	5113
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	270
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftFitTips

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2919
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.