| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4437 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8334 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8732 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2490 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!
Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3544 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1087 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!
Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5465 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | HexArchon |
| Type | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP |
| Gameplay Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server Trailer | Watch Trailer |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Wiki | Visit Wiki |
To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.
HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.
The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3491 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3591 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 153 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6383 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6124 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8679 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8508 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9150 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 258 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 145 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3022 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8356 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
|---|---|
| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3023 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6446 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4329 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3375 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6941 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!