| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2582 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8859 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 120 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1034 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9532 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4581 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6752 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3491 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9284 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 608 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1622 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9933 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Star Shards Collected: | 263 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 147 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 491 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2080 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4843 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6966 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!