come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Villages Defended: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 287
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Falling into the Void: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1689
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6821 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 173
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 394 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mines Excavated: 3383
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 New Chunks Explored: 72311

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8398

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 4874 Zombie Dances: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Falling into the Void: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5999

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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