Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Secret Passages Found: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 468
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Towns Built: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Animals Bred: 63 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Crops Grown: 2347
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2025
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 291 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 436519
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 164
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 149 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 210 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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