Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5259
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Towns Built: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Villages Defended: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Potions Brewed: 174
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mines Excavated: 2587
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 955 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3070 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 289067 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Runes Activated: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 455 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 143 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Emeralds Found: 2625
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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