Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadRoute 66 Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so hot, it’s like the Nether on a summer day. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with some steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your diamond armor blush.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can explore their wildest fantasies. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous skin-on-skin combat, anything goes in our server.

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, looking for some pixelated love and adventure. Will you be the one to tame this mysterious creature?

    4. Our server has a thriving economy based on trading in… unconventional goods. From enchanted bed sheets to potions of passion, you never know what you might find in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and get ready for a wild ride down Route 66. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get weird in the best possible way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

    LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

    And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

    So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NotAnArtistConcertScam

    NotAnArtistConcertScam
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

    But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 203 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1025
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 78

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magic Items Found: 2119
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Emeralds Found: 2690

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Runes Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3233 Dragon Eggs Found: 5464
    Mines Excavated: 4354 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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