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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Dimension Hops: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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