| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 165 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
chainmc.fun
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2075 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 794 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7944 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2774 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3345 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8108 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6916 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3942 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6288 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9841 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1884 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2622 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 61 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7031 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9745 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1455 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6522 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1128 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 438552 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6571 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1643 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 279 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3754 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5243 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4633 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2155 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
