Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

blood pressure, Blood sugar, Cash, earning money, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, freelance, gig economy, health, health monitoring, Hearts, income generation, informal work, job loss, legal obstacles, Minecraft, MONEY, remote work, self-employment, side hustle, smp, street services, unemployment

Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	6589	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

Alliance, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invitation, invite, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, negotiations, Political, SECURITY, summit, Ukraine, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, beautiful buildings, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lots of cosmetics, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	154	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Oblivious to the Minigames

Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Oblivious, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

ADD, Chat, Communication, Connect, digital communication, Disc, Discord, Friends, Gaming, Join, Join the conversation, Make Friends, messaging app, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, online platform, Server, share interests, social media, social networking site, stay connected, stay in touch, virtual friendship, virtual hangout

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

asian, Asian wives, blacked, BWC memes, common, Cultural differences, fetishization, fleeting pleasure, hollow happiness, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, low hanging fruit, Men, Minecraft, porn addicts, racial preferences, smp, Stereotypes, temporary happiness, toxic masculinity, unfulfilling, White, white men, White Supremacy, Wives, WMAF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

adoption, christmas, CreeperChristmasTripNope, Doting, emotional boundaries, family celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family obligations., family trip, first child, holiday scheduling, Manager, nursery setup, pregnancy announcement, pregnant cousin, Resentment, Schedule, skipping family events

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Void Gems Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyLifeQuest

aspirations, career path, Clarity, CraftyLifeQuest, Decision making, determination, Direction, dreams, Exploration, fulfillment, goals, inspiration, Journey, life choices, life purpose, motivation, Passion, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyXi_USbffs

China and US partnership, China-US Relations, Chinese President, cooperation, CraftyXi_USbffs, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Partnership, US-China relations, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping administration, Xi Jinping and US, Xi Jinping diplomacy, Xi Jinping foreign relations, Xi Jinping leadership, Xi Jinping quotes, Xi Jinping speech

so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

adult players, BATTLING, building, Chill, competitive, crafting stations, Custom Gear, Fun, interactive board, Leveling, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, Mounts, MurkCraft, Mythical, neighbors, Pets, rpg classes, Skills, smp, Sport, tutorials, Unique Economy, Vanilla Survival, Vendors

MurkCraft Minecraft Server

IP	play.murkpvp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

✨ What We Offer:

🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server adult-only?	Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
Are there opportunities to become staff?	Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
How can I earn currency on the server?	You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
Can I bring my own pets and mounts?	Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beautiful landscapes, Crafty, culture, Diversity, experiences, Food, heritage, Insights, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi, local cuisine, Malaysia, Malaysian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Penang, Perspectives, reflections, Server, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, tropical paradise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	222	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!