Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Crops Grown: 9908
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

    No. 925878168 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

    Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3897
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Will To Live Minecraft SMP

    Will To Live Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GiftGoneWrongCraft

    GiftGoneWrongCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

    We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

    Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9274 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

    VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineBurntOutCraft

    MineBurntOutCraft
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9011
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

    BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 New Chunks Explored: 413866
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 274

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
    Server Name Gapple Minecraft Server
    Minecraft Server Address gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
    Goal Stay alive and earn points

    FAQ

    What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

    The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

    Are there specific rules for the server?

    Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

    What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

    The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

    Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

    Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

    DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

    Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

    So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CakeBlock Minecraft Server

    CakeBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

    So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NormalButWeirdMCSMP

    NormalButWeirdMCSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

    If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dimension Hops: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCrepesAndCaves

    CraftyCrepesAndCaves
    Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

    CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

    like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

    and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

    so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NaziFlagOopsieCraft

    NaziFlagOopsieCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

    also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

    oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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