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Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, communication skills, cross-cultural experiences, cultural adaptation, cultural identity, expat life, global citizenship, global nomad, growing up, identity formation, international upbringing, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language learning, linguistic diversity, Minecraft, moving around, multicultural, native language, NoobiePro, smp, third culture kid

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	3593
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BedrockBrosSleepover

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4126	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4401	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Booty Quest

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Black Market, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital nomads, Espionage, Fake, fake American IDs, fraud, HACKING, identity theft, IDs, internet security, IT, Jobs, KimJongCraft, Land, North Korea, North Koreans, online work, remote jobs, remote work, Technology

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Half Info Confidence Craft

Assumptions, BIAS, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, confirmation bias, Craft, critical thinking, Decision making, full information, half the info, Human Behavior, Info, INFORMATION, Misinformation, Opinions, overconfidence, Psychology, research, SELF AWARENESS, Situation, study, Support

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Void Armor Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, Zone

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	586788
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KidzCraftHideout

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Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	184
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Peace efforts, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, violence, Warning

join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Runes Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Items Found:	6167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

#sustainability, CANOPY, data analysis, ecological systems, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, graph theory, green infrastructure, Infrastructure, laser, lasers scanning, Mapping, research, stormwater planning, study, Technology, Tree, tree canopies, urban development, urban forest, Urban planning, water management, water pathways

lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1