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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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