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Future President’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can say hello to your future president! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.

– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.

– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoobiePro Minecraft SMP

Bilingual, communication skills, cross-cultural experiences, cultural adaptation, cultural identity, expat life, global citizenship, global nomad, growing up, identity formation, international upbringing, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language learning, linguistic diversity, Minecraft, moving around, multicultural, native language, NoobiePro, smp, third culture kid

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Farms Harvested:	353
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BedrockBrosSleepover

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Booty Quest

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2808	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Black Market, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital nomads, Espionage, Fake, fake American IDs, fraud, HACKING, identity theft, IDs, internet security, IT, Jobs, KimJongCraft, Land, North Korea, North Koreans, online work, remote jobs, remote work, Technology

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Half Info Confidence Craft

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	209191	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	2231	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mines Excavated:	4232
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KidzCraftHideout

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Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Peace efforts, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, violence, Warning

join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

#sustainability, CANOPY, data analysis, ecological systems, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, graph theory, green infrastructure, Infrastructure, laser, lasers scanning, Mapping, research, stormwater planning, study, Technology, Tree, tree canopies, urban development, urban forest, Urban planning, water management, water pathways

lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4