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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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