Caledonian SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5793
Towns Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Towns Built:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ores Mined:	9175	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	5491	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	3678
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6091
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	5487
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3321	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4024
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Towns Built:	8

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership