Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jessica’s fat-shaming messages? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy drama and intense battles – just like the ones between me and Jessica!

Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.

And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5088 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2590 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Potions Brewed: 54 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8551 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 376
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Towns Built: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Chimeras Created: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 900754 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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