Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Endless Night Skies: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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