Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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