Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Astral Projections Made: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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