Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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