Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
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