Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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