Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Ores Mined: 6523 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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