Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Alien Abductions: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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