Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Crops Grown: 2175
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
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