Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 603 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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