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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Towns Built: 2
Star Shards Collected: 56 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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