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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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