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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crops Grown: 4416 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Endless Night Skies: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 2427

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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