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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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