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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 8751 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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