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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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