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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7181 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Dragon Eggs Found: 4150
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Ores Mined: 4319
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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