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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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