join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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