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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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