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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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