join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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