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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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